jack-whites-guitar:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD

(via nonlinear-nonsubjective)

Day 14. Dr. K put this guy in the water bath.

Day 14. Dr. K put this guy in the water bath.

paisleywitch:

Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.

(via nonlinear-nonsubjective)

edwardspoonhands:

birdbonewinchester:

Did William Shatner just ask Hank Green to be on his GISHWES team?

He did, and I really don’t know how to feel about it. Like…he’s William Shatner…does he really need /my/ help?

edwardspoonhands:

birdbonewinchester:

Did William Shatner just ask Hank Green to be on his GISHWES team?

He did, and I really don’t know how to feel about it. Like…he’s William Shatner…does he really need /my/ help?

(via ambiegentleman)

darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story #you don’t see yourself as the hero #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes

(Source: nerdwegian, via pocketsizedprophet)

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via pocketsizedprophet)

Day 13. The skinniest horse in the world is slowly putting on weight again. Up closer to 850 now. Plus amazing weather still.

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via ambiegentleman)

Hannibal Lecter: *frames Jack Crawford*
Jack Crawford: *arrests self*
Jack Crawford: How could I have missed it…

cupcakesnsprinkles17:

stalksandmonocles:

Someone’s late Easter present to the campus this morning was a bomb threat. Yay.

What’s more worrisome to me is it only took an hour for the All clear.

Like an hour and a half….. Still there are like, conspiracy posters showing up as well. Someone on campus is an idiot, and it’s pissing me off.

houseofhannibal:

stages of feelings for frederick chilton:

  1. wow he’s a dick
  2. serves him right, i hope he dies
  3. what?? you’re supposed to be dead. shut up about your kidney already. but that is a pretty sexy pimp cane.
  4. i feel nothing but complete apathy for you
  5. well
  6. wow that was actually kind of funny
  7. i like this guy
  8. oh shit

(via renlybaratheon)

the-ass-of-dean-winchester:

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

embrace-the-beast-within:

I never get tired of the various reactions people have when Castiel just randomly pops up beside them.

STARTLED MOOSE

THE MOOSE MAY STARTLE AND CHARGE IF FACED WITH DANGER

(via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

Someone’s late Easter present to the campus this morning was a bomb threat. Yay.